Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Big Rotary & Other Stuff

So much has happened since my last blog post I'm not even sure where to begin. Obviously, the important stuff:

In a beer, blood, blades and gold paint orgy - on a rather chilly night- I was cut into the Puddle Cutters Moped Gang. I'd like to say it was a long, hard road, but it was actually a super fun time and I love the poodle cuties! As it happens, this is a Rally year here in Portland and the Puddle Cutters are hosting (August 9-11th). It's not going to be epic because that's kind of a tired term at this point. It's going to be a singularity of good times. <--- & that is now the dorkiest thing I've said in a month. And Star Trek just came out, so....

In actual moped news, I've been working on another very modified vespa engine, mostly as an experiment. As we all know, reed valve induction is effectively the best kind, for lots of reasons. They are cheap to build, easy to repair, performance is excellent and they don't interfere with other aspects of operation. But as an academic point, Rotary valve is the most powerful induction method. Albeit by ever thinner margins - and if you doubt - may I point to all of the fastest MotoGP bikes before FIM killed two-strokes in MotoGP. - many of which use round-slide carbs..Whaaaa...? So basically I got to thinking that unless you can somehow obtain a $$$$procatti complete engine, fast rotary valve mopeds just don't exist and I want to try(?!)

What limits the stock Vespa moped engine to sucking at life is the quite small carb flange (11.5mm ID) coupled with a tiny rotary pad. A crankshaft with a larger cut-out increases the intake timing duration, but fitting a larger carburetor is pointless without a racing engine case. Furthermore, the precise timing of the intake duration's opening and closing points increases horsepower and fattens the powerband. (I need a bigger hole, and I need it in exactly the right spot) So I took a stock vespa engine case and very carefully plotted the stock crank cut-out and position of the rotary pad and opening. I decided that a few things were too difficult to modify so my solution would have to fall in between the existing case bolt holes (51mm) and use the stock thickness of the crank web as parameters. As it turns out the piaggio engineers placed the stock crank cut out and rotary pad in a very good spot for modification. My goals were two:

1. Optimize the intake timing to account for both duration and exact positioning

2. Create a suitable mount to operate a larger carburetor

I settled on 205 degrees total duration for the rpm's I'm shooting for with 68 degrees BTDC & 137 degrees ATDC (or vice-versa, i don't have my notes with me). Once I had my plan, I welded some fat blobs of aluminum up against the existing rotary pad. I'm still thankful for the well positioned stock inlet. Welding on old old-soaked cast aluminum SUCKS. But I got it done.

After adding meat to the rotary pad, I built a alignment/centering jig and set up a bore-bar to cut down the excess aluminum back to stock tolerances. With that large of a diameter it was a kind-of terrifying tool to use.

I chose to build up the thickness of the case on the opposite of the rotary pad, so that I could weld a substantial enough block to support two 6mm threadings and the manifold that will eventually attach there. This extra thickness also enables a more aerodynamic transition from the round carburetor bore to the rectangular opening on the rotary pad. So I welded some (alot) more on this G'Danged cast aluminum. It still sucked. Then I milled down that mess into a usable flat surface I could weld the intake/mounting block onto.

That weird hole is the stock intake as revealed by the milling I've done. If you're curious, the reason for the bolts still being in the case, is that they act like heat-sinks when welding Aluminum, which helps -also if I got it waaay too hot, it could potentially prevent major distortion.

I then fabb'ed the intake block, making it capable of flowing a 21mm carb. I believe that to be the biggest possible with this set-up, due to the limitations imposed by the case bolt-holes and crank web-thickness (as mentioned previously). The rectangular hole is precisely 7mm wide and 38.5mm long on the rotary pad. Next up is some final filing and porting of the block and then to weld that sucker to the case. The porting revealed a very thin spot in the casting, which will have to be filled in from the stator plate side. (not pictured) The weld along the case-halves will need to be cleaned up as well. Afterwards, I will need to create a manifold that can attach a carb and shoehorn into the small void behind the motor in a conventional Vespa subframe. I've mocked this up, and anticipate only mild difficulty.

I also welded up that Plug Nut to the Puch Maxi / SwampThing exhaust and built up the flamethrower periphery. I need to work out the stoichiometry, as presently I am getting no flames, just copious amounts of smoke. Any advice?? But as they say, where there's smoke, there's an idiot with a moped flamethrower exhaust. I need to mill the cylinder head surface on my swamp thing cylinder, as a minor flaw is causing an airleak and preventing me from actually riding that beast around. FINALLY.

Presently these projects are on standby, due to a safety violation (working alone) at my workspace getting my shop privledges suspended :( Hopefully that will get rectified soon, and I will have more to report on my stupid projects! Thanks for reading!!

Monday, March 4, 2013

Team Support Vehicle

Team Nerdspeed has needed a support vehicle for a little while now. I believe this 1965 Plymouth Barracuda will serve sufficiently in that capacity with sleepable space in the rear, and a 200hp 318 V8 for hefting trailer loads of bikes. Killer lines to boot.

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

PLUGZ NUTZZZ

So I finally located these 14 x 1.25 Jam nuts through a tractor supply outlet. A mild steel nut that a sparkplug threads into. If you don't yet understand why a highly-suggestible idiot redneck goofball turd like me is interested in deez nutz, they play a pivotal role in my follow-up post: "How to set up a FlameThrower exhaust on your Moped."

Monday, December 31, 2012

Nixie Clock!

Not that I need more projects, but one of my Christmas presents this year was a Nixie Clock kit. Pretty sweet. A Nixie Clock is a clock that displays the time through "nixie tubes" a primordial electronic display technology. Nixie is short for: Numeric Indicator eXperimental No. 1. If you're a fan of old Sci-Fi, NASA, Or perhaps 60's James Bond movies, then you've seen these rad little guys. After I finish snapping this guy together, I'll post some more. Happy New Years!!

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Swamp Thing Progress

I should probably just finish this bike already. Cables, wiring, exhaust mods, jetting, and I should probably back off of the 20t/35t sprocket ratio. Only 50cc, I still hope it hauls ass.

Monday, June 18, 2012

The Mexicana 400: Part 2

This is making me so nostalgic / homesick right now.

Mexicana2012.mov from Clark Deringer on Vimeo.

Clark Deringer: Full of Win!

Saturday, March 31, 2012

Gabbiano / Careless Whisper / Victoria

So I don't EVER do this? but I was totally impressed with this build, from the sharp rear tank, the slick gas cap -for its many clever ideas and well-finished craft. Being a obscure marque didn't hurt either. Check it Out:

1977 Moto Gabbiano




Well Done!

Also, Thanks! to everyone who purchased a Careless Whisper Clear Flywheel Cover for their Puch. The website really blued it up and online sales have been super strong, a big wholesale order is pending... (?) Even as many as have sold, they're pretty scattered, it may be awhile that any two are spotted outside Portland, Seattle or well, Nashville. I hope to see a few out at Whiskey Business though. Small tweaks continue to speed up production and I've even found the time to start developing ANOTHER clear cover for a different model bike. If history teaches us anything, it's that I should probably keep that under my hat until its ready. -Maybe someone else has been working on it for 20 years??

Last weekend was my birthday. (I'm old) My foxy girlfriend and I went to Victoria B.C. by Clipper for a couple of days. Thankfully the weather was actually completely gorgeous instead of the record-breaking crap it's been lately in the PacNW. Victoria has a rep for being more British than Canada is usually. This was maybe so? I would definitely recommend The Bengal Lounge at The Empress Hotel. Most people go for the High-Tea service, but we went for an afternoon cocktail instead. The place is an authentic British Colonial / Safari Gentlemen's Parlor (re: SWANK) There's an actual Tigerskin rug hanging on the wall, which is sad for the Tiger, but rad for everyone else. They make drinks with frothed egg-white. BRITISH. I could go on here, suffice it to say I was jazzed to get lit there. I hope to return someday when my handlebar moustache comes full-term.

The other thing I'll mention here was unexpected & shockingly rad, as an Art School grad and lover of silliness. We saw the flier on the boat and laughed, but then we were in between things to do and went kinda as a joke. HOLY. SHIT.

MINIATURE WORLD.

Basically a team of model railroad builders lost their G'Damn minds and constructed a VAST miniature Canadian universe, past, present & FUTURE. -even fantasy fiction gets addressed. Oh my god I can't express how brilliant it was. We missed the Puddle Cutters anniversary ride that weekend, but at least we found some scooters and a lone moped somewhere in this alternate, tiny universe.

In All, Victoria was a great time. Thanks Liz!!