Thursday, March 5, 2009

Let's make a poster! (for reelz.)


Smokin' hot off the presses, I've got the first tiny batch of Moped Racing Posters! I think they came out pretty good. As you may or may not know, the whole idea is to sell these guys to:

A. Hype our shit, as nobody is going to do it for us.
B. Raise some dollars, to fuel my HRY team racer.

All proceeds will go directly into getting fast bikes on the track, and making moped racing awesome. -And that is a guarantee, friends. The posters are currently 11x17 (13x19 happening maybe someday) high-quality digital print on ivory medium cardstock for extra vintage flavors. Each one is numbered and initialed by "the artist". Things might be glitchy at first, as I'm still working the bugs out of Etsy / auto-shipping and I don't know how many to order(?)...so yeah, Want Some?

Get Some!

Friday, February 27, 2009

Smoke & Mirrors

So pretty much the accepted truth is that scooters and mopeds are cool, great on gas, but terrible for the environment.

'yeah, but your moped pollutes as much as like 40 SUV's'

If you own a moped or scooter, you've heard that one before. And, quite frankly, it always annoyed the shit out of me. It felt wrong to me but I couldn't say why. -Also because (car) people would rationalize their own pollution by believing that nowhere could there be a vehicle qualitatively better for the planet than any other. Sort of a 'we're all screwed', "pretty girls can't be smart" horsetrading ideology. Having said that, my digging around was motivated by spite for these people and also by the frustration of not being able to outfox those people with numbers. Awhile back, I got into a debate with my old roommate Dave Force who maintained this "40 SUV's" belief. It turns out he was right ...and wrong too. The truth is that environmental considerations get pretty murky when you examine classifications of vehicles, testing methods and ideologies.

Basically, there's 4 things coming out of the tailpipe of any internal combustion motor:
-Carbon Dioxide
-Hydrocarbons
-Water Vapor
-Unaltered Atmospheric Air

Obviously we don't care about Water Vapor and Unaltered Atmospheric Air, as they aren't bad for people or the planet in any appreciable way. Hydrocarbons and Carbon Dioxide are pollution, bad for the planet and people. Any emissions test will show you that 2-strokes are much 'dirtier' than 4-strokes, and with good reason. A 4-stroke engine (as the name indicates) divides the internal combustion process into four discreet phases, inside a closed cylinder wall with valves carefully metering incoming fuel and outgoing exhaust. Its easy to see how well contained the process is with a 4-stroke. 2-strokes however use ports (holes) in the cylinder wall for intake and exhaust, and the intake port is open at the same time as the exhaust, invariably allowing some unburnt fuel to escape. 2-strokes also burn a oil lubricant in the fuel mix, unlike 4-strokes which have closed oil channels and burn straight gas alone. So 2-strokes are dirtier:

-Because of the escaping unburnt fuel mixture
-Because of the oil in the fuel mix

It's useful now to point out that a well designed, well-maintained engine (2-stroke or 4-stroke) will approach the stoichiometric ratio (14.65 parts air per 1 part fuel) at which all fuel and all air are perfectly mixed and combusted together. The closeness to this figure indicates an engine's TRUE emissions quality, fuel efficiency, etc.. more than any other. In other words, gas combusts in a 2-stroke approximately the same as it does in a 4-stroke. If this were the only factor, emissions would closely mirror engine size on a pretty flat curve.

It's fair then to point out that by measuring the rate, and not the total amount of emissions gives larger vehicles a huge handicap. Measuring the amount of emissions a vehicle produces is probably the most common sense method. But creates problems because it announces the obvious: a bigger engine burns more fuel, and creates more emissions. This is a problem because many large polluters are popular vehicles and other vehicles that are necessary. To make things "fair" for these vehicles, emissions are measured by the rate, not the total amount.

So what happens when we measure emissions based on amounts and not rate?

First, my numbers are based on this article: Polluter Scooters, by Willamette Week in Portland, Orgeon.

The Vehicles:

2006 Subaru Tribeca 3.0L (3,000cc) 6-cylinder DOHC w' catalytic converter
1968 Vespa GTR 150cc (0.15L) single cylinder rotary valve 2% mix
2004 Genuine Stella 150cc (0.15L) single cylinder reed valve 2% mix w' catalytic converter

Polluter Scooters Test results:

Tribeca: 1% CO2, 10 particles per million (ppm) of hydrocarbons
Vespa: 8.6% CO2, 4,900 ppm of hydrocarbons
Stella: 7.1% CO2, 1,100 ppm of hydrocarbons

3.0L = 3,000cc's
150cc = 0.15L
1 Subaru Tribeca engine = 20 Vespa / Stella engines (3,000/150 = 20)
[1 Subaru engine = 60 moped engines]

So, if an 3,000cc engine runs for a minute at 1,000 rpm's and we capture all the exhaust out of the tail pipe, we should have 3,000, 000 cc's of exhaust total to measure from:























So where does that leave us? Using pretty remedial math, we can show that by measuring the amount and not the rate of emissions inverts the accepted idea that scooters produce more green house gas than cars, when by these numbers a '68 Vespa makes only 43% of what a modern car does, and the Stella does even better at around 35%. I'd be very interested to see the emissions figures on cars from 1968. -Even accounting for the multi-cylinder effect of the Tribeca creates a dead-heat, barely edging the Stella. So depending on how you slice it, these scooters are as good as, or significantly better than the Subaru on CO2/ Greenhouse gas.

As for the hydrocarbons, for every one particle the Subaru emitted, the '68 Vespa emitted 24.5 and the Stella emitted 5.5 (catalytic converters do make a big difference). The scooters' poor performance is due to the nature of 2-strokes:

-Because of the escaping unburnt fuel mixture
-Because of the oil in the fuel mix
(as mentioned above)

So, scooters are pretty good on CO2, and pretty bad on hydrocarbons. Whats the difference between hydrocarbons and CO2? Hydrocarbons mix with nitrogen at low atmosphere in sunlight to form the pollution that you can see and smell, and that will kill you if you’re in a closed garage with a motor running (smog). They are a urban health problem in dense asian cities, where mopeds and scooters fill the narrow streets. Hydrocarbons don't impact much more than their immediate local environment though, and thanks to advances in engine design, oil composition and ignition systems, continue to be reduced in 2-strokes. In the United States, 2-stroke motorbikes represent a tiny, almost negligible percentage of the total vehicles on the road. (within a rounding error) I personally have a hard time believing that mopeds & scooters are making a measurable impact on the air quality in our cities (outside of standing on the sidewalk at the start of a big rally ride!).

Let's review:
-Current Testing methodology gives large engines a significant handicap.
-Scooters (and mopeds, presumably) are actually significantly better than cars in CO2 emissions. or at worst, as good as modern cars.
-Scooters produce significantly more hydrocarbons than cars; but exist in vastly fewer numbers.

When you combine this knowledge with the known reduced fuel consumption of mopeds and scooters, the reduced carbon footprint in using a vintage machine vs. purchasing a brand new manufactured good, and the low impact on roadways and accident/safety concerns, I hope you’ll agree that while breathing Moped pollution isn’t good for people, owning a vintage scooter or moped is definitely better for the earth than many other machines.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

WOOT! Yeeeeayah!

Team HRY has picked up its first big-timey pseudo-Sponsor!! It's not official yet, so I can't specify who it is exactly... but, gosh, that reminds me of a trip I'll be taking soon.. to a town in ole Mexico....
Theres a few other developments abrewin', but this is completely, totally rad.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

The Quick and the Dead

First Up: HRY Racing Website is LIVE LIVE LIVE, boyyeeee! The hard work of Terry Dean is now available for your viewing & reference. I'm sure some changes will be made, but its a big step forward for the racing effort, helping us spread the good word. So far we've received nods from some decent sized and some huge ass sponsors, & I'm hoping we can lock one in -There are other big steps being made, but they won't go public until it's too late for the competition. Ha!

Question: How gay is Josh?
Answer: Pretty gay, last week I set up an Etsy store to better organize any future sales of my poster design and anything else i come up with. like Clothing for dogs, Record Album cover notebooks, screen-printed deer/squirrel/squid designs, custom hand-made cylinders etc.. anyhoo..

My Newport is giving me fits again. I got it running for but a brief beautiful moment yesterday before it reverted to its natural non-running state. With non-sexy results. This is getting pretty old, especially in view of the way I'm able to fix bikes like crazy that aren't my own. But as they say "the coblers' kids go barefoot". The scooter runs pretty good though... and I will say no more there. Finally, Liz's Mac has a warp feature:

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Let's make a poster! (Sorta.)

So I'm all about the scooter/moped racing stuff, if you hadn't noticed. (See name of blog, numerous posts, etc..) There's a racing series coming up this summer. I decided to do a poster to promote the race series in Atwater. -I should say it's actually just an "image" right now. I'm considering making it into some posters, selling them to make scratch for the race effort. Think anybody wants a moped racing poster? Nerds. Scratch is tight at the moment, but improving! I've picked up some work at Seattle Mopeds and I did a T-shirt logo for some firemen last week, which is great because firemen are heroes and my work is now apart of women's sexual fantasies. Check & mate, friends. Here's a version of the image I'm calling the 'Frank Miller':

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Let's make a manifold! (Sorta.)

Awhile ago I decided to make a mold to cast a manifold for my case-inducted ZA50 motor. Someday when I rebuild the furnace, I'll cast the manifold and the cylinder. ..someday. Anyways, I took a bunch of pictures while working on the buck. The 'buck' is the foam & wax positive that represents the shape I'm trying to make. I'm kinda different in that I use both wax and styrofoam in making the buck, it complicates the removal process but allows for better precision in what I'm attempting to make. Anyways, here it is, from drawings to investment:

Ok.. so that's really not everything. The mold isn't finished. The buck still has to be expunged, and of course pouring the aluminum. So, to be continued...

P.S. Liz = Rad.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Codename: Crash Masterson

Ah... Glistening Pacific Northwest Sunshine, alight across the splenor of charming Lake Union, downtown Seattle, Washington: USA. Thusly was the scene of my morning on this last Sunday. My Moped (see any prior blog posts) was giving me some trouble the last time I attempted to roll out for a Moped Monday. By trouble specifically I mean having me push it up the road some distance back to my apartment. Anyhoo, our tiff wasn't quite over, and Philip, aka Responsible John was christian enough to Not only invite me along for a Sunday ride, but even to offer his snazzy yellow Puch for me to ride(!) solid machine. quick. sexy. handles like a scalpel. There is no substitute. Not unmoved by his generosity, I quickly repaid him by ramming his gallant steed across the stern of Isaac's Maxi in full gallop. Yes, feeling like quite the ass.... Wasn't 'precisely' my fault, -but I was the rammer and not the rammed. -and certainly not the rammee. Barely clipping the rear of Isaac's machine, he made out rather well - being tumbled to the ground, scrape on the knuckle and busted epilette on his jacket. The clipping of our bikes was enough to send me aloft for a small moment, as well as the yellow Puch which certainly took the worst of it. Busted throttle assembly, tweaked forks, wrecked half-fairing, scratched fender. Arrgh. In all of my crashing it was probably one of my worst. I don't think I've ever nailed another moving vehicle like that. The only other worst one I can think of was high-siding my racing scooter, mid-race at CRP. I landed flat on my back, sans back-protector and couldn't move for about 30 seconds. It was scary.

Behold Elbow/Ego:
Phil was very congenial afterwards, and he and Matt made quick work of the damage done. In short order we were on our way again. The riding was actually pretty good, its nice to ride in a new city, especially one with hills. 70's San Francisco Cop-Movie-Car-Chase hills. rad. I'll be back soon enough. It will be epic.

In other news, Liz is kinda sorta actually riding now. Its around the neighborhood, and still getting the kinks out. But its happening! I think she might be more comfortable riding a smallframe than a P200, but I suspect she's too attached to her bike to trade it. (...excellent...) She tried riding my Newport also, but the moped was giving her a little too much sassafras. Looking at that picture now, we need to get her a horncast, otherwise her bike is too tuff to mess with.

Also, the job search is going on and on. Its been nearly two months(!) I'm basically out of money. It's fucking lame. I had an interview/lunch last friday with some people from a local design firm. It was a good lunch and it was really cool to talk to some designy people. I already knew there was no work with them, I was kind hoping for a dialogue or some direction. They told me that my portfolio needs quite abit of work, which is true. (...) So I definitely need to get something else going on. Anybody got suggestions?? Would you like to supersize that?

In other top secret news, when the racing shit starts happening -to quote, umm.... hairdressers... its gonna be fierce as hell. The whole program; riders, machines, mascots... Betta Wreckognize! HRY Racing: Dig it.